Or until Disney lets the Mickey Mouse copyright lapse. Whichever comes first. BR’ER BANK, CA — In what is being hailed as a “triumphant return of Dear Leader” and a “glorious victory over the forces of oppression,” Bob “Robert” Iger has resumed his duties as CEO of the Disney Company. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Should I be wearing a mask in public?” – Drew C.,…
Why wait until the parks reopen to enjoy Disney magic where you are? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — We at Uncle Walt’s Insider feel your pain. We’re cooped up here in the office with nothing to do. (Well, most of us are. Uncle Walt is still touring the closed Walt Disney World). And we’ve…
Controversial changes to the Fab Five and the Mickey Mouse Club. BURBANK, CA — The Roaring 20s are back, after almost a century. With pandemics, division, and cynicism all around, darker approaches to storytelling are all the rage. Even popular, positive characters are being given gritty reboots. (See, for example, the recent Batman and Superman…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man…