Or until Disney lets the Mickey Mouse copyright lapse. Whichever comes first.BR’ER BANK, CA — In what is being hailed as a “triumphant return of Dear Leader” and a “glorious victory over the forces of oppression,” Bob “Robert” Iger has resumed his duties as CEO of the Disney Company.
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) read a brief statement characterizing the short rule of Robert “Bob” Chapek as a “coup.” The statement also mentioned that Iger has been granted the titles of “Supreme Leader,” “President for Life,” and “Radiant Dawn.”
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Putin Iger together with Bob “Robert” Chapek, taken before the attempted coup. Picture © 2020 Disney.