Here’s what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt’s Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: DISNEY PARKS ARE TOO FAR AWAY. CAN I BUILD MY OWN? | Having built (or imagined) several new theme parks ourselves, the (Step)Moms can help! Tuesday SEVEN DWARFS QUARANTINED, ONLY ONE IS SYMPTOMATIC…
![The Trump animatronic; Inset photo: Boris Johnson. Photo by Foreign and Commonwealth Office [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/boris-johnson-with-trump-animatronic-768x403.jpg)
“How can we pass up the opportunity to create a Boris Johnson audio-animatronic?” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans have been excited about the coming Mary Poppins ride at Epcot’s United Kingdom Pavilion. (It’s apparently still there, even after Brexit!) Well, apparently the plans for that ride have been scrapped. Instead, the Pavilion will…
![COVID I, II, & III writer-director George Lucas. Photo by Nicolas Genin [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/covid-123-director-george-lucas-768x403.jpg)
At least if they’re like the Star Wars prequels, they won’t be infectious. BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios announced today that George Lucas is producing a new trilogy for theatrical release based on COVID 19. The new movies, given the working titles of COVID I, II & III, will be written, produced, and directed…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: It looks like people are still fearful of getting the virus, and…
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No Timbits at Le Cellier, we’re sad to report. EPCOT, FL — As Walt Disney World slowly re-opens, fans everywhere are starting to wonder about the status of the various plans previously announced for the Disney parks. As Disney looks closer at their updated financials, we are said to report that some favorite donut chains…