Still a step up from the previous system. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The official Disney Parks Blog announced last Thursday that the Lost and Found Department at the Walt Disney World Resort was going digital, but it may not be all it’s cracked up to be. Disney says that the new system is “an…
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Fortunately, though, no one could really understand him. ANAHEIM, CA — Directly in the wake of the controversy surrounding a certain Disney/ABC personality making outrageous and offensive comments, another popular celebrity associated with the brand has come under fire. Donald Duck, beloved cartoon character and company icon, was accused by a Disneyland park guest of…
You’d think their priority would be the whole Thanos aftermath, but no. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s been a busy few months for the African nation of Wakanda. Shortly after revealing their existence to the United Nations, the tiny but prosperous country was forced to fight off Thanos and his alien invaders. The dust…
With Brexit taking away the U.K. pavilion, Epcot needs new content. ORLANDO, FL — The Disney Company has put out a shocking press release stating that Toontown is returning to the Walt Disney World Resort — this time as a pavilion in World Showcase at the E.P.C.O.T. Centre Theme Park, Resort and Spa. Robert A….
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“We always thought that ‘a ghost will follow you home’ line was just a joke.” ST. GEORGE, UT — The Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland Park has been giving guests light-hearted scares since it opened in 1969. After entering the house through a mysterious stretching room, guests board “doom buggies” which take them through the…