![A Bug's Life's Flik, using an image ironically from Flickr. Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flik-r.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/flik-via-flickr-768x432.jpg)
Irate characters are lining up at the courthouse to reclaim their names. MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — He’s just an ant in search of a peaceful life. Once, he had to fight off an army of grasshoppers to free his colony. And now, Flik is taking on a new battle, this one in the courtroom —…
![The Country Bear Band, now with earworms. Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/country-bears-with-earworms-768x432.jpg)
A Country-singing bear? Who ever heard of that? BAY LAKE, FL — The Country Bear Jamboree has always had catchy tunes, but soon the popular attraction at Disney’s Magic Kingdom will receive a new audio system and a brand new soundtrack — and we’ve learned that the entire soundtrack will consist of (*drumroll*) earworms! Uncle…
![Cats on stage at Cinderella Castle. Image by Michael Gray Wantagh [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/cats-magic-kingdom2-768x432.jpg)
Andrew Lloyd Webber’s smash hit replaces Mickey’s Royal Friendship Faire. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s the fourth-longest running show on Broadway. It’s spawned a Broadway sequel (Cats 2: Kitty Boogaloo) and inspired two major films (The Lion King, with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane repeating their roles as Leo Bloom and Max Bialystock, and…
![Mickey Mouse. Not Marty. Image by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/not-me-as-mickey-e1591114467404-768x404.jpg)
Your reporter shares what it’s like to “work with” Mickey Mouse for the day. SPOILER ALERT: Small children and others who don’t want to have the “magic of Disney” spoiled should read this article and then forget what it says. ANAHEIM, CA — 5:30 a.m. – My alarm goes off. It’s Wednesday morning at last….
![Disney's new Boba Fett Bobbidi Boutique. Image by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, modified.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/boba-fett-bobbidi-boutique2-768x432.jpg)
The new “Boba Fett Bobbidi Boutiques” will feature everything from costumes to appearance-altering surgery. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — We’re just months [Ed.: days? hours? years? We haven’t really been paying attention] away from the opening of the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge lands at Disneyland in California and Disney’s Hollywood Studios…