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Now Brits won’t have to travel to Orlando or Paris to see Mickey! STAFFORDSHIRE, ENGLAND — For years, long-suffering Disney fans in the United Kingdom have watched other countries get Disney parks. First France, then Japan, then China – both Hong Kong and Shanghai – and even North Korea and New Zealand. But now their…
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Disneyland’s feline rodent control program works a little too well. ANAHEIM, CA — Fans of Walt Disney’s original Magic Kingdom know that the park plays host to dozens of feral cats. The cats are not only tolerated, but fed and cared for, as they help keep the park free from rodents. Apparently, though, they were…
You handle the church satire, we’ll do theme parks. M’kay? Satirical news site The Babylon Bee published an article recently titled Disneyland Unveils New Star Wars Ride That Builds Up Really High Expectations And Then Lets You Down Halfway Through. (The actual article was shorter than the headline.) Funny stuff, but this is our corner….
To reduce crowds, restrooms won’t be available until next year. DISNEYLAND & WALT DISNEY WORLD — Star Wars fans worldwide are besides themselves with excitement, now that the opening dates for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge have been announced. But they may be missing an important fact — the new areas won’t have any restrooms. The…
Those who suffer from the disorder usually don’t think they’re suffering. WASHINGTON, DC — The American Psychiatric Association has identified a new mental disorder: Hidden Mickey Syndrome. The malady is characterized by subjects, usually longtime Disney fans, seeing the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head in everyday objects around them. The term “Hidden Mickeys” comes from Disney-built theme…