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Wait, what did they put on Main Street USA??? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In stunning news, exclusive to Uncle Walt’s Insider [Ed.: Actually, most of the articles we make up are exclusive to us], Walt Disney World has shut down entirely due to an outbreak of monkeypox. Details are sketchy at the moment, so…
It’s the thing to do these days, and Disney’s cashing in! BURBANK, CA — Adventures by Disney has a brand new excursion, and they hope that real patriots will want to sign up for this one! The newly-announced “After Hours” US Capitol Tour will bring guests to Washington, D.C. for their adventure. The travelers will…
Just in case the gondolas get stranded again. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s been a while since Disney’s Skyliner gondola system crashed and left hundreds of riders stranded in the air for hours. But that doesn’t mean that the Mouse isn’t ready for the next time it happens! When the Skyliner first malfunctioned in…
No, Disney, he’s not done with you yet! TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida governor Ron DeSantis has been bringing a smackdown to the Disney company lately. Ever since Disney publicly opposed the popular Don’t Groom Kids law in Florida (and video leaked of Disney exec meetings admitting they were inserting sexuality into kids’ programming), Florida has…
We don’t want to just run negative stories about the Mouse! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – No question, Disney’s reputation has taken a beating lately. After its recent foray into Florida politics, and information leaking about inserting sexual matters into children’s programming, for some reason folks don’t seem to be as trusting of the…