So that’s why he hasn’t been returning our calls. BURBANK, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider has just learned that Walter Elias “Walt” Disney has passed away. He was 65 years old. Disney, who started with a mouse, built a multimedia empire of family entertainment that includes films, tv networks, theme parks, and many, many plush…
Apparently they found a found a licensed funeral director willing to help. EXPERIMENTAL PROTOTYPE COMMUNITY OF TOMMOROW CENTER, FL — In a move that has shocked a few people, Disney has returned the “Leave a Legacy” monoliths to the front of the Epcot Centre Center. The monoliths, which were removed starting in 2018, have been…
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Would Disney exploit a health crisis to drum up business? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — While many have questioned Walt Disney World’s decision to reopen its theme parks during the pandemic, some are suggesting a more sinister motive. “They have a business built on death,” said Cast Member Jordan from Davenport, FL our source, who…
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Disney encounters unforeseen consequences at Epcot. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Renovations to the second-oldest theme park at the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa have run into some difficulties. The so-called “EPCOT Center 2.0” strategy, which features new attractions and a completely re-imagined aesthetic in the walkways, was to have included removal of the…
Our favorite vacation destination is now called the Walt Disney World Resort, Cemetery & Spa. BAY LAKE, FL — There’s been a surge in interest in destination memorial services, with even the Disney Company now putting the “fun” in funerals. With others jumping into the game, the increased competition has caught the eye of Disney officials. In a hastily…