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It’s already polling ahead of Elizabeth Warren. GLENDALE, CA — Imagineer Joe Rohde is not running for President. But his earring is! In a statement released yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring announced its candidacy as an Independent for the 2020 Presidential Election: I believe my unique set of experiences in business, government, and philanthropy will enable…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: We’re visiting Disneyland with our almost-3 year old. What are the…
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Finally, a true Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “It’s not a money grab. No, no. We’re just fulfilling Walt’s original vision for E.P.C.O.T.!” That’s the official word from Disney (the company)’s spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), following news that Spaceship Earth will be converting to a residential apartment block. “I…
They’re really in demand. We should make a killing. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Our readers have been clamoring for new additions to the Uncle Walt’s Insider Online Mercantile, especially since we’ve run out of “Surf Svalbard” t-shirts and autographed Baby Yoda plushes. And so we proudly announce the following additions to our store:…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: How many Baby Yoda toys does Baby Yoda have? Is Baby…