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The “Hamilton” star took a break from shooting “Mary Poppins Returns Again: the Cash-in.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tucked into a corner of Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park and Spa, between Africa and Pandora, is a new attraction: Disney’s Hall of Treasury Secretaries. The new show features animatronics of every U.S. Secretary of the…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: What are your favorite plant-based meal options found at the Disney…
We’re bumping our regular (Step)Moms Panel discussion for this breaking news! ESCANABA, MI — Yoopers across the globe are celebrating, because they will soon have a Disney park in their own backyard. That’s an expression, by the way. The park won’t be literally in anyone’s backyard. That would cause a lot of problems, and the…
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Voters want a candidate that can win and look stylish doing so. DES MOINES, IA — Having announced its candidacy for president just one week ago yesterday, Joe Rohde’s Earring is certainly making a splash in the 2020 Presidential Election. Uncle Walt’s Insider can announce that, with all precincts reporting, Joe Rohde’s Earring has won…
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They should have known not to give them competing programming. EPCOT, FL — A recent AI software upgrade at Disney’s Hall of Congress, located in the dark alley behind the American Adventure Pavilion, led to an all-out brawl between the Democrat and Republican animatronic figures. The upgrade happened before the park opened, and Disney Imagineers…