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Hey, a lot of folks take vacations in the tropics. ARENDELLE — Queen Elsa has officially returned to her duties after spending a week off in the Caribbean and southeast United States. “I was able to visit so many places I hadn’t been before,” said the Queen in a statement released by her press secretary….
Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap. LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a…
Ub swears he saw her running across Lake Michigan, freezing it as she went. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — As temperatures plunge across Canada and the U.S. midwestern states, icy fingers are beginning to point, seeking someone to blame. Some say this is a rare but natural occurrence called a polar vortex. Others blame…