Handmade chocolate hearts arriving at Disneyland
Forget those wimpy prostate-shaped traditional Valentines hearts! ANAHEIM, CA — Arriving just in time for Valentine’s Day, the master chefs at the Disneyland Resort and Spa have found the perfect gift for your loved one [Ed.: or loved ones. We don’t judge]: handmade chocolate hearts! These lovingly crafted chocolate hearts are the perfect follow-up to Disneyland’s…

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