![Totally not fake before and after photos of this guy. Churro photo by Mark Mitchell [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr; Before photo [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] from probaway.com; After photo Public Domain via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/churro-diet-768x403.jpg)
Really? This type clickbait headline is what Uncle Walt’s Insider has sunk to? GARDEN GROVE, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider recently learned of a man who lost 350 pounds on the Churro Diet! This is his story. Tom “Tommy” Thomason (pictured above, maybe) started his weight loss journey in late 2019, vowing to make use…
If we had known this sooner, it could have been the 14th surprise about how WDW is celebrating its 50th Anniversary. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Exciting news from Florida! Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that on October 1st, Disney Company CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek will announce a new “Fifth Gate” at the Walt Disney…
![The anal probing was happening just off-camera. Thankfully. Photo by Sergey Galyonkin [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/star-wars-batuu-galaxys-edge-disneyland-768x403.jpg)
Can Covid actually infect all of those different Star Wars species? BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST (CA, NOT FL) — As many on Planet Earth attempt to return to some sort of normal, another planet is going back into lockdown. The Governor of Black Spire Outpost has announced that due to the Covid-19 Delta Variant, Batuu would…
Uncle Walt’s Insider has all of the interesting tidbits about the new superhero land! ANAHEIM, CA – The new Avengers Campus is open at Disney’s California Adventure, and it’s very Marvel-y! (Marvel-licious, Marvel-ized, Marvel-oid… There’s a good adjective wordplay in there somewhere…) We at Uncle Walt’s Insider, of course, know more about it than you do….
![A familiar-looking ship blocks the Rivers of America. Photo by "Chuck, aka SolGrundy on Flickr" [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/churro-delivery-blocks-rivers-of-america-768x403.jpg)
Where have we seen that ship before? ANAHEIM, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that an accident at Disneyland, before the park re-opened, nearly pushed back the re-opening date. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) explained what happened. “We knew Disneyland re-opening was going to be the biggest thing to happen to…