The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’ve never been to either Disneyland or Walt Disney World, and…
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He really needs to learn to control his temper before he hurts someone. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — Internet and fan-driven news [Ed.: More like, FAKE news! Hah! Burn!] websites focusing on Disney have reported additional delays in the next Star Wars-themed attraction, Rise of the Resistance. It’s just the latest controversy coming out of the…
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Following these tips will put money in your pocket, assuming it was already there. DISNEYLAND, CA — The experts here at Uncle Walt’s Insider are theme park veterans. [Ed.: Marty, while that word is accurate, please quit insisting that it means that Veteran’s Day applies to you.] And we have taken all of our amazing experience…
The annual fright-fest featuring the creepy characters of Richard Scarry begins soon. BUENA PARK, CA — Knott’s Berry Farm has announced the dates for its annual Halloween transformation. From September 19 through November 2, the park will be transformed into Knott’s Scarry Farm on selected nights, and will be haunted by the terrifying animal characters…
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Walt’s original park may soon be Six Flags: Magicland. GRAND PRAIRIE, TX — Officials with Six Flags confirmed today that they are in “serious negotiations” with Disney Parks and Resorts. Their goal? To purchase Disneyland. THE Disneyland. “Obviously it’s a prize we’ve had our eye on for a long time,” Six Flags CEO Jim “James”…