![Could it be any worse than Disneyland Pyongyang? Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/disneyland-tehran-plans-on-hold-768x432.jpg)
Things are a “wee bit volatile” at the moment. BURBANK, CA — Sources tell Uncle Walt’s Insider that plans for the first Disney theme park in the Middle East, to be located in Iran’s capital city, are “on hold” for the moment. “The situation over there is just a wee bit volatile right now,” Bob…
![Ed.: Is this the guy the article is about? Marty: Nah, it's just some picture I found on the internet. Photo by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/not-the-guy-the-article-is-about-768x432.jpg)
We’ve all been there. DISNEYLAND, CA — A recent Disneyland guest, who calls himself Manny Rawls*, spend much of his visit fuming over the misinformation he heard spoken by other guests. Rawls shared his frustration with Uncle Walt’s Insider: “It’s unreal how confident some people can be while spewing absolute nonsense,” Rawls shared. “And I…
Marty’s back from California! Here’s what he found at Disneyland last week. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our own writer and ink & paint specialist Marty is back from his trip to Disneyland! [Marty: It feels weird to be referring to myself in the third person. Won’t people notice that I’m the author of this…
Pictured: Artist’s concept of the Camelot Inn & Suites Skyliner Station on Harbor Blvd. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has just released new details on the coming Disneyland version of the Skyliner gondola system. Uncle Walt’s Insider can now confirm that the Disneyland Skyliner will connect to all 49 Good Neighbor…
![Guests try out the new Disneyland handcar on the former monorail track. Photo by FASTILY [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia and the National Park Service [CC0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/disneyland-dumps-monorail-for-handcars-768x432.jpg)
“With California shutting down electrical power, it’s the natural next step.” ANAHEIM, CA — In a sign of the times, Disneyland is replacing its entire monorail fleet with guest-powered handcars. This signals a move away from environmentally suspect (and unreliable) sources of energy, such as electricity, to renewable sources like people. “Of course the Disney…