The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: So Shanghai Disneyland has reopened. I am hopeful that the U.S….
“Smoking never brought the world to a standstill.” BURBANK, CA — As we continue to quarantine ourselves in our office in Svalbard, we’re hearing news that Disney is hard at work adding cigarettes back into the various photos of Walt Disney. It’s no secret that Disney (the company) worked hard at trying to cover up…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I’m thinking of taking my family to Knott’s Berry Farm for…
They’re really in demand. We should make a killing. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Our readers have been clamoring for new additions to the Uncle Walt’s Insider Online Mercantile, especially since we’ve run out of “Surf Svalbard” t-shirts and autographed Baby Yoda plushes. And so we proudly announce the following additions to our store:…
California’s first non-berry or -mouse related theme park is up for sale. ANAHEIM, CA — Rumors have swirled for years about the Disneyland Resort adding a third park. Proposed locations have ranged from the Toy Story parking lot on Katella, to the Cast Member parking lot on Katella, to the Honda Center parking lot on…