Our little-known “facts” series continues! Disney’s California Adventure would have been Walt’s favorite park if he’d been alive to stop it. But how much do you really know about this former parking lot? We’ve done the research so you don’t have to! So settle in for some incredible, newly-written-discovered trivia about California Adventure! It’s not…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: What do you think of the announced Disneyland area expansion in Anaheim?”…
We guarantee: there will be more or different stuff! (Fact check: true.) ANAHEIM, CA — Disney announced expansion plans for its California parks this week, and fans around the world are waiting for more details to surface. We at Uncle Walt’s Insider, however, have never liked waiting around for official (read: “correct”) announcements. So, based…
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“Who would want a ‘California’ park in a non-California state?” ANAHEIM, CA — Once sister theme park Disneyland decided to leave California (quickly followed by Knott’s Berry Farm and SeaWorld), Disney’s California Adventure theme park was left in a quandary. “Sure, we’d like to leave,” Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) tells Uncle…
We kind of figured this would have to happen eventually. BURBANK, CA — Officials at the [redact]Walt Disney[/redact] Company announced today that they are erasing [redact]Walt Disney[/redact]’s name from films, theme parks, and products world-wide. [redact]Disney[/redact] (the company) spokesperson Jun [redact]Disney[/redact] (no relation) shared the reasoning. “[redact]Walt Disney[/redact] was a backwards thinker. And he had…