The fact that Disney will now get federal health care funds is “not another money grab,” according to CEO Chapek. BURBANK, CA — In a recent call with investors, Bob “Bob” Chapek, CEO of the Disney Company, announced plans to relabel the Disney theme parks as health care facilities, primarily to be able to rake…
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We assume the deal includes the parks. City parks, that is. CUPERTINO, CA — In a recently leaked memo from CEO Tim “Bob” Cook, it appears that Apple, the first company to hit $3 Trillion in valuation, is poised to spend some of their stockpiled cash on acquiring Disney! Fans of Mickey Mouse dismayed by…
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Chapek: “Hey, it makes money for the shareholders.” HERSHEY, PA — In a joint press conference, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek and Hershey President & CEO Michele Buck announced yesterday that Disney will be selling the Magic Kingdom theme park to Hershey. “It’s a win-win, as far as I see,” Chapek said. “Hershey gets the…
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We fear the Coca-Cola ad is only the beginning. What’s that? A cheery instrumental version of Chim Chim Chiree is coming from your TV? It must be a new commercial for Walt Disney World! Except it’s not — it’s an ad for Coca-Cola. And then you hear Bear Necessities… in an ad for Door Dash?…
You put your Elon in, you take your Chapek out… Admit it, you started to sing that. BURBANK, CA — According to several unreliable news outlets, former Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger is set to take over for Bob “Bob” Chapek as CEO of the Disney company. These reports cite numerous complaints against Chapek, but…