The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: It’s hard to believe the holiday season is upon us again! What…
Who knows more about what not to do than Uncle Walt’s Insider?! Walt Disney World is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but … Forgive us; we were channeling Douglas Adams there…
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We’re a little surprised no one staying at Fort Wilderness noticed the construction. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans frustrated with the end of Disney’s Magical Express may now have reason to chEAR — Walt Disney World’s new airport will open soon. Guests will now fly directly into Walt Disney World, without the need…
(Two-finger) Point/Counterpoint is a recurring feature where we normally debate with ourselves about current theme park news — but this time we have a special guest taking the Counterpoint: Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek! TODAY’S TOPIC: “Nickel-and-diming” Disney guests SUBMITTED: Disney is going down the wrong path by charging guests for “extras” that used to…
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Looks like we can unlock the stalls with our Magic Bands! BR’ER BANK, CA — Disney Grand Pooh-bah Bob “Bob” Chapek has found a new way to gouge guests raise revenue and please shareholders. “Some of our executives thought we were running out of ways to bilk our… I mean, encourage spending in Disney parks,”…