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Can Covid actually infect all of those different Star Wars species? BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST (CA, NOT FL) — As many on Planet Earth attempt to return to some sort of normal, another planet is going back into lockdown. The Governor of Black Spire Outpost has announced that due to the Covid-19 Delta Variant, Batuu would…
In spite of what you think you saw onscreen, he had Covid in his blood at time of death. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — A short statement released by the First Order confirms what many outlets have been reporting: Emperor Palpatine is dead from the coronavirus. The statement is below. The statement “The First Order sadly…
They’re really in demand. We should make a killing. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Our readers have been clamoring for new additions to the Uncle Walt’s Insider Online Mercantile, especially since we’ve run out of “Surf Svalbard” t-shirts and autographed Baby Yoda plushes. And so we proudly announce the following additions to our store:…
The Holiday Special consistent ranks as everyone’s third favorite Christmas TV show, just behind “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and “Battlestar Galactica: Home for the Holidays?” BATUU — With Halloween behind us and Christmas decorations spreading across Disney parks on both coasts, fans have been wondering: will the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge areas be decorated…
You had to go to Disneyland to get your Endorian Tip-Yip. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It looked like a simple signage change, but the truth is more complex. When Galaxy’s Edge restaurants changed the names of their dishes last week, it wasn’t to aid local guest’s understanding. Actually, the food vendors at Batuu no…