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He really needs to learn to control his temper before he hurts someone. BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST, BATUU — Internet and fan-driven news [Ed.: More like, FAKE news! Hah! Burn!] websites focusing on Disney have reported additional delays in the next Star Wars-themed attraction, Rise of the Resistance. It’s just the latest controversy coming out of the…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: “Do we need proof of vaccinations before going to Galaxy’s Edge?”…
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The Falcon is grounded for 3-4 weeks for extensive repairs. DISNEYLAND, CA — It took less than ten days. That’s how long the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge and Spa area has been open at Disneyland, with the Millenium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run ride as its centerpiece. But now that attraction — the only ride in Galaxy’s Edge…