There’s just one qualification required.
UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD– We’re looking for new panelists to help answer the many, many questions we get (some of which are actually more than “Is this for real?”)! Do you have what it takes?
Not coincidentally, Disney is looking right now for new panelists on their planDisney panel (they totally stole the name from us). So here’s how you become eligible to apply for our step-planDisney:
1. Apply to Disney to become a planDisney panelist. Click here to apply!
2. Be rejected!
That’s it!
You see, Disney has standards. Us, well, kind of, maybe? Somehow our Uncle Walt has fixed on the third definition of “standard” found here: “Acceptable but of less than top quality.” So, apply to Disney, and when they tell you you’re not worthy, come crawling back to us and see if we’ll take their leftovers.
Hey, don’t knock it. It’s how I got this job.
Marty
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