The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step)Moms: Hello again! Now that the Moms Panel is now called planDisney, are you going to come up with a new name for the (Step)Moms Panel?” – Leo D., parts unknown
Hi Alfred, thanks for asking.
Oh, for the love of… I guess now I’ll have to have the boys come up with something original and then put my name on it. Okay, boys, what’s it going to be?
Walt, they’re ripping us off again!
First we come up with the idea for having a (Step)Mom’s Panel of experts, and so they create a ‘Mom’s Panel’. Now, just before we were about to announce that we’re changing to the (Step)planPanel, they go and pull a stunt like this? Can’t Disney think of anything original???
Just don’t be a (Step)Mom. There are already enough of us without you.
Honestly, I’m not a fan of “Step Plan”, it sounds like some sort of very unpleasant workout routine. Kind of like “CrossFit” — yes, you’ll end up fit, but in the meantime, you’ll be very cross.
Maybe we should call ourselves “Uncle Walt’s Genius Bar” because, let’s face it, we’re all geniuses when it comes to theme parks.
Cool! I’ve always wanted to be a genius at something:
Besides that, I mean. And I thought I asked for that not to be made public.
You know, I never like to admit this, but X may be onto something. I love going to the bar. Drinks make me happy. Especially here in Svalbard, where for many months of the year, that is the only actual worthwhile activity available. Drinking is especially fun in a town where you are required to carry a gun with you at all times.
And that’s why as your… um… dedicated government official, in my first day in office I will be introducing the MBAC: Minimum… well, you get the idea. It’ll be like a well-trodden day at Epcot.
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