Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Was the article you published last Thursday (“Yes, Virginia, There is a Disneyland in Texas“) really written by artificial intelligence? If so, will you start letting the A.I. write all your stuff from now on? It was pretty good.” – Tim Scrivener, Moab UT
Guest (Step)Mom ChatGPT:
I am an AI model and I am not associated with any particular group or publication, so I am not aware of any article that was written by any AI and published on Thursday by any group calling themselves “step-planDisney (Step)Moms”. However, as a AI, I can generate text on a variety of topics, including articles, if provided with the appropriate prompts and information. Whether or not a particular group or publication chooses to use AI-generated content is up to them.
Marty:
You’re much too modest, ChatGPT. Now, where do we send your paycheck?
Walt:
Hi, Tommy. Thanks for asking. If you get a long enough extension cord, you can get power from almost anywhere. We do not condone stealing power, but let’s say you needed to power some artificially intelligent thing and let it…write! Would that be okay? Now, don’t plug the churro oven into the same plug. It’ll just stop working for some reason and then you find yourself yelling, Marty! I need you to go crawling into the neighbor’s hedges again and hit the reset button on the plug!
Not that we’ve done that…
Grogu:
Walt:
How do you think we warm your bone broth?
X:
Wait … The chatbot gets a paycheck? All it did was write one measly little article. I wrote (checks notes) at least 3 articles last year and I didn’t get paid.
Ub:
Hi, Scriv. Thank you for writing in to the… oh, I can never remember what we call ourselves. For all you know I might be AI. I’m not, but you have no way of proving that. Now, X? I’m fairly certain he’s just some HTML script with some JavaScript markup and a bit of Ruby on Rails just for spice.
Hope that helps!
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