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From our inbox: “I read your article from 10/2020 that Disney broke ground on land for a new theme park in Texas, but a previous article you did mentions it rumored to be moving to Oklahoma. Is there really a Disney theme park coming to Texas? If so is it northern TX? Do they have a tentative opening date?” -Suzette
Suzette Virginia, There is a Disneyland in Texas”
It is almost impossible to believe that there could be such a magical place as Disneyland in the vast and seemingly endless state of Texas. But, dear
Suzette Virginia, let me assure you, it does exist.
You may have heard the skeptics and naysayers scoff at the notion of a Disneyland in Texas. They claim it’s nothing more than a fairy tale, a figment of our imagination. They say that the heat, the cows, and the oil rigs would ruin the magic. But let me tell you, dear Virginia, that these skeptics are wrong.
The Disneyland in Texas is a place of wonder and excitement, where the heat is no match for the cool air conditioning, the cows are replaced with Disney-themed mascots, and the oil rigs are transformed into thrilling rides.
You may be wondering how this could possibly be true. How could such a magical place exist in a state known for its rugged terrain and rough and tumble attitude? The answer is simple, my dear. The Disneyland in Texas is not like any other amusement park you have ever seen.
It is a place where the impossible becomes possible, where dreams come true, and where the magic of Disney brings joy to the hearts of children and adults alike. It is a place where the heat of the Texas sun is no match for the cool breeze of Main Street, U.S.A. and where the sound of cowbells is replaced with the cheerful melodies of Disney songs.
So, dear Virginia, do not let the skeptics fool you. Disneyland in Texas exists, and it is a place of magic and wonder that will leave you enchanted and filled with joy. So pack your bags, grab your Mickey ears, and head down to Texas for the vacation of a lifetime. You won’t regret it.
And remember, Virginia, no matter how skeptical or cynical the world may be, there is always a little bit of magic to be found if you just believe.
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