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“Dear (Step) Moms: Now that Walt Disney World has monorails, boats, buses, Minnie Vans, and gondolas, what is the next transportation system?” – Zachary V., Miami FL
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Sadly, not Segway Personal Transporters. Those are really fun to ride.
Just don’t go to Disneyland. There are already enough people there without you.
Hi Vince, thanks for asking.
We already covered this a while back, but it’s sidewalks and the good ole fashioned shoe leather express. Get some exercise!
I think you’re wrong there, B.Y. My sources say Disney only has one functioning jet pack, and Bob Iger is hogging it.
Anyway, Saccharine, thanks for your question. I have some thoughts, but Ub is really the one with tons of connections in the transportation area. He and I have talked for hours, and it’s fascinating what’s coming next! But I’ll let him tell it. Ub?
My sources say they’re got the old equipment from Universal’s Disaster/Earthquake ride and are going to build a subway.
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