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(Step)Moms Panel: How much plush could The Child push if The Child could push plush?

UWI (Step) Moms Panel plus Baby Yoda

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear (Step) Moms: How many Baby Yoda toys does Baby Yoda have? Is Baby Yoda going to get a Build-A-Bear Baby Yoda?” – Lara B., La Habra CA

X:

Baby Yoda would have all the toys that Baby Yoda could have, if Baby Yoda did have Baby Yoda toys.

Harriet: 

Just don’t go to Build-a-Bear. There are already enough people there without you.

Walt:

Hi, Larry. Thanks for asking. Would you buy a Build-a-Bear version of yourself if they offered it?

Marty:

Dear Purpura Lara,

Ignore Walt. I would totally buy a Build-a-Bear version of myself.

Baby Yoda:

Joe Rohde’s Earring: 

It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure!

Ub: 

Walt told me to give the shortest answer I can, so here goes:

You will get the toy you get and be happy with it.

Marty:

This is not about you, Ub. Get over it.

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