Finally, proof of the long-rumored Disney weather technology. E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL — As Disney struggles with the dome over Walt Disney World, they have made the bold move to bring the machines they use to control the weather into full view of guests. The devices were originally thought to be part of a new nighttime…
He could be in charge of demolishing every unoriginal attraction. Hmm… BURBANK, CA — With the recent news that longtime Disney Imagineer Joe Rohde has left Walt Disney Imagineering, ostensibly to go play with cruise ships trains spaceships, there is a rare opening for the head Imagineer. Our sources have told us that the new…
One person in America still has original ideas. GLENDALE, CA — Elon Musk has joined Disney’s Imagineering as a creative consultant. [Ed.: Didn’t we just say that in the headline?] Uncle Walt’s Insider found that the move came after Disney was looking for some sort of ideas for new attractions to put into the parks, but admitted…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: I’m a little confused. I want to create a touring plan for…
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Welcome guest contributor Vier Eiken to Uncle Walt’s Insider! No, he’s not getting paid. BAY LAKE, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, Jello Factory, and Dog Track announced today that, in keeping with its commitment to inclusion and tolerance, the “Carousel of Progress” will be reimagined. The newly updated attraction will reopen in…