![Any risk is totally worth the reduced-price Disney-branded adhesive bandage, right? Photo by freeimageslive.co.uk [CC BY 3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/disney-vaccine-coming-soon-768x403.jpg)
This isn’t just another Disney cash grab, is it? Nah. BURBANK, CA – Disney has won FDA approval for its own branded Covid-19 vaccine, the company announced yesterday. The new vaccine will be marketed toward children under the age of 12, and also to adults who act like children under the age of 12. Initially,…
![We can't wait for the new Mickey+ service, where you're charged for meeting the characters! Background [CC0 1.0] via stock-free.org; Genie+ logo by Disney.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/disney-genie-plus-upcharges-768x403.jpg)
We’d write a subheadline, but we’re afraid Disney will charge us for it. BURBANK, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider previously reported (with 100% accuracy) that it was coming, but now Disney has now officially announced the new “Genie” service. The Genie app eliminates all those annoying free features that investors hated and brings in a…
Hey, we make stuff up, too, but we still have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — David Mikkelson, newly-unemployed co-founder of the “Snopes.com“ “fact-checking” “website” may be looking for a new place to write. But it won’t be at Uncle Walt’s Insider. While some may think it’s a great fit — writing under an…
![Artist's rendering of the site of Disneyland Kabul, before the fall. Photo by Sven Dirks via Wikimedia & BloomyLiahona via DeviantArt, both [CC-BY-SA-3.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/site-of-disneyland-kabul-768x403.jpg)
Probably a good call, considering. BURBANK, CA — The Disney Company announced today that its plans for a Disneyland-style theme park in Kabul, Afghanistan, have been placed on hold for the foreseeable future. The press release did not provide specific reasons for the delay, but sources inside the company say that Afghans on the project…
![Totally not fake before and after photos of this guy. Churro photo by Mark Mitchell [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr; Before photo [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0] from probaway.com; After photo Public Domain via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/churro-diet-768x403.jpg)
Really? This type clickbait headline is what Uncle Walt’s Insider has sunk to? GARDEN GROVE, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider recently learned of a man who lost 350 pounds on the Churro Diet! This is his story. Tom “Tommy” Thomason (pictured above, maybe) started his weight loss journey in late 2019, vowing to make use…