![The only thing at Universal Orlando. Photo by Rstoplabe14 [CC BY-SA 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Wizarding_World_of_Harry_Potter_Castle-768x432.jpg)
A spilled butterbeer is only the beginning. ORLANDO, FL — Reports out of the Universal Orlando Resort & Spa state that a Demiguise, a “peaceful, ape-like herbivore with the ability to turn invisible when threatened,” has escaped from its handlers at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. While these creatures are not a danger to…
“There are no churros in space.” OUTSIDE MARS ORBIT — In a remote (duh) interview with Uncle Walt’s Insider, Tesla Roadster pilot “Starman” claims that he was promised a trip to the Walt Disney World Resort for taking part in the SpaceX launch. In the more than six months since the Falcon Heavy rocket launched…
![Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor at the Magic Kingdom Park. Photo by Michael Gray [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/monsters-inc-laugh-floor-768x432.jpg)
“Now it won’t just be the monsters that are blue.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s an attraction that even the most generous Disney fans say has grown stale. But now Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor is getting “refreshed” with the addition of late-night shows filled with adult-oriented humor. “There’s only so many times the average…
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Lines for Disney attractions used to just immerse you in the story. Now they’ll immerse you in commerce, too! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — Right on the heels of Disney announcing in-flight shopping on the Skyliner gondola system, Uncle Walt’s Insider has received news about an all-new shopping experience being added to…
Instead of ‘exit through the gift shop,’ guests will ‘travel in the gift shop.’ WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — New details have emerged about the Skyliner gondola system under construction at the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida. Apparently each gondola car will have its own gift store, so Disney guests can shop as they…