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We don’t intend to be cruel but, well, we have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — To all recently laid-off reporters from Vice, Buzzfeed, Vox, and other similar media outlets: you have our sympathy, but please stop sending your resumés to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d have to drop our accuracy standards way too much…
They’re curious whether Disney fans really will buy anything. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “They’re intentionally ugly.” That’s the word from Violet Wahner, Senior Marketing Assistant for the Walt Disney World Parks and Resorts and Spas, about the new series of unattractive Magic Bands released today. “We’ve had this debate in Marketing for some time,”…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
The new park, dubbed “Yesterland,” will feature classic attractions removed from other Disney parks. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Disney’s four Florida theme parks now reach attendance capacity year-round, in spite of rising admission prices, fans around the globe have asked, “When will Disney build another park at Walt Disney World? When will we…
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Here’s another ongoing article series we just made up. BAY LAKE, FL — If you read any Disney message board or Facebook group, or talk to Cast Members, sooner or later this question comes up: “What’s the stupidest question you were ever asked?” The inevitable response is “What time is the 3 o’clock parade?” Which…