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His kind of gondolier on the Skyliner would need a much longer pole. KISSIMMEE, FL — In preparation for the opening of the new Skyliner gondola system at the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, and Kosher Deli, Disney’s Casting department has been seeking out applicants to staff the new transportation system. However, one candidate was…
Daily guest prices have not yet been set. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Parts of the new Disney Skyliner gondola system are just weeks away from opening — and Skyliner Annual Passes are now available, exclusively through Uncle Walt’s Insider! That’s right, Disney has outsourced initial sales of its gondola passes to Uncle Walt’s! For…
This attraction looks slightly familiar. BOWIE, MD — In a not-so-subtle ripoff of the Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom, Six Flags America has announced the opening of a “Hall of Vice Presidents” attraction. As with all things Six Flags, the show is not quite up to the same quality level. The…
This is bound to give a boost to several Disney characters’ candidacies. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Breaking news out of Washington: President Donald J. Trump has just announced via Twitter that he is withdrawing his name for reelection in 2020. Instead, he will replace Bob “Robert” Iger as CEO of The Disney Company when Iger retires…
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Out with the new, in with the old! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Big news from our Florida news bureau! [Ed.: Nice touch! Makes it sound like we actually have more than the one office.] Disney’s Hollywood Studios Theme Park and Spa is officially scrapping Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge even before it opens. Instead, they…