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  • Epcot's Future World, after everything is put back. Photo courtesy Disney (the company).
    Epcot's Future World, after everything is put back. Photo courtesy Disney (the company).
    Florida

    All of Epcot’s Future World being relocated outside gate

    ByMarty July 8, 2019July 5, 2019

    The remodeling is more extensive than we thought. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Things are changing at Epcot! At first, it was just the large grave markers Leave a Legacy tombstones monuments being moved outside of the front gates. Then it was Spaceship Earth accidentally being dismantled. All of this is in preparation for massive…

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  • The cast of Song of the South, in their Nike gear. Photo courtesy Disney (the company).
    The cast of Song of the South, in their Nike gear. Photo courtesy Disney (the company).
    California

    Nike to sponsor Disney “Song of the South” land

    ByMarty July 6, 2019July 5, 2019

    Disneyland’s Critter Country will be renamed for the 1946 film. DISNEYLAND, CA — Shoe manufacturer Nike, perhaps seeking to rehab the publicity hit it took after besmirching Betsy Ross, has announced a partnership with Disney to build a new area at Disneyland themed to the 1946 hit movie Song of the South. “It’s a great…

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  • Groot joins the Enchanted Tiki Room. Photo by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, modified.
    Groot joins the Enchanted Tiki Room. Photo by Ken Lund [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, modified.
    Florida

    Rumored Tiki Room overlay – not Moana, but Guardians of the Galaxy

    ByMarty July 5, 2019July 5, 2019

    There will be no Moana / Tiki Room overlay. It’s Groot and Star Lord instead! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Fans of (the Magic Kingdom copy of) Walt Disney’s original Tiki Room had their hackles raised earlier this week, as rumors swirled of a Moana overlay coming to the attraction. Thankfully, park officials quickly quashed that story,…

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  • Closed for the holiday.
    Closed for the holiday.
    Other

    Uncle Walt’s once again closed for Official Birthday of HM King Tupou VI

    ByMarty July 4, 2019July 1, 2019

    Enjoy your day celebrating the birthday of the king of Tonga!* Uncle Walt’s will return tomorrow with the latest and greatest in super-reliable theme park news. *Just kidding, folks. Happy Independence Day. Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know…

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  • A giant putter descends from on high at Epcot. Photo via DepositPhotos. Possibly modified just a bit.
    A giant putter descends from on high at Epcot. Photo via DepositPhotos. Possibly modified just a bit.
    Florida

    Panic at Epcot as giant putter descends

    ByMarty July 3, 2019July 3, 2019

    It was a spectacle unrivaled in theme park history. Wonder what happened next? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For one Florida man, an ordinary day spent drinking at Epcot ended in an extraordinary way — racing for his life out of the park. Jesse Sanfford, 23, of Haines City, visited the park with several buddies…

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