With great profit comes great desperation. UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, ANAHEIM, CA — As negotiations have broken down between Sony and Disney over the future of Spider-Man, one side has resorted to extreme measures. Rather than returning Spider-Man to Sony, Disney is apparently holding him as a bargaining chip. “It’s absolutely not kidnapping,” says Disney (the company)…
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Disappointed guests and constantly low ridership leads to the change. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Seven Dwarfs Mine Train was to be the crown jewel of the Magic Kingdom expansion known as New Fantasyland. But the out-of-touch executives in Burbank did not realize the public disdain for Walt Disney’s first feature-length animated movie, Snow White…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Is it weird to go to Disney world as a single, childless adult?” –…
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One of the most beloved Disney princesses is finally getting his own attraction! Wait, “his”? BURBANK, CA — It’s no secret that Disney has a big secret. And they are going to secretly announce their secret at the super-secret D23 Expo (that you probably haven’t heard of unless of course you’re a loyal reader of…
They finally found a suitable substitute. DISNEYLAND, CA — It’s well-known to those with the proper sources that Disneyland uses mouse meat in their restaurants. They’ve just been quiet about it for years, not wanting to upset younger fans of Mickey & Minnie. Now a Disney insider tells Uncle Walt’s, um, Insider that the mouse…