The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: How can I tell if the Disney Dining Plan is a…
“We’re installing more bushes.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Walt Disney once faced a choice, just before the opening of Disneyland, of whether to have plumbers finish connecting the drinking fountains or the restrooms. In his most famous quote (the one carved on his headstone), Walt Disney said, “They can drink Coke and Pepsi, but…
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The next in a long series of Lion King remakes will be interesting. BR’ER BANK, CA — As previously reported, the Walt Disney Studios and Spa are going all-in on Lion King remakes. The second remake (working title: Cats) will be in theaters soon. And now the third remake has been announced for next year — and…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: What do you think of the UK Prime Minister proroguing Parliament?”…
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Walt’s original park may soon be Six Flags: Magicland. GRAND PRAIRIE, TX — Officials with Six Flags confirmed today that they are in “serious negotiations” with Disney Parks and Resorts. Their goal? To purchase Disneyland. THE Disneyland. “Obviously it’s a prize we’ve had our eye on for a long time,” Six Flags CEO Jim “James”…