The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: The real Moms Panel ignores me whenever I ask this. Maybe…
You had to go to Disneyland to get your Endorian Tip-Yip. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It looked like a simple signage change, but the truth is more complex. When Galaxy’s Edge restaurants changed the names of their dishes last week, it wasn’t to aid local guest’s understanding. Actually, the food vendors at Batuu no…
In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking; now heaven knows, anything goes. SANTA MONICA, CA — When Walt Disney first opened his beloved park (Disneyland), he mandated that the only mustache allowed in the park be on his face. Cast Member’s hair could be no longer than his, and…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: I want to take my family on a cruise, and I…
Disney’s new streaming service apparently won’t have anything good. OLD HOLLAND, NETHERLANDS — Our very own Uncle Walt has been traveling the globe for his upcoming book, The Global Churro. While visiting the Netherlands, our beloved [Ed.: And most favorited UWI Author, based on a recent round of voting by the team.] [Marty: I don’t…