Here are some examples from “John Q. Disneyfan’s” computer-generated answers to planDisney panel search questions. Can you tell them apart from normal planDisney answers?
Actual Round One question: What is your favorite planning tip to share with first-time visitors?
Answer: “Hi! So glad you reached out to planDisney to help you plan your vacation! Did you know that Walt Disney World has over thirty different resorts at all price levels, with over 30,000 rooms on property? My favorite planning tip is to decide where I’m going to get my first churro and go get it. Churros are delicious. Have a great trip!”
Actual Round One question: I’m headed to Disney World in September with some friends for an adults-only weekend trip. What are your must-dos?
Answer: “Hi! So glad you reached out to planDisney to help you plan your vacation! Did you know that Walt Disney World’s ESPN Wide World of Sports covers 230 acres, and has a 7,500-seat baseball stadium and 5,500-seat fieldhouse? My must-do for an adults-only weekend trip is to decide where to get your first churro and go get it. Churros are delicious. Have a great trip!”
Actual Round Two question: What’s your favorite Walt Disney World Resort memory?
Answer: “Hi! So glad you reached out to planDisney to help you plan your vacation! Did you know that Walt Disney World has three 18-hole championship golf courses and a nine-hole family-play course? My favorite Walt Disney World Resort memory was from some time ago, when some friends and I went on an adults-only weekend trip. We started off by deciding where to get our first churro and then went to go get it. Churros are delicious. Have a great trip!”
Actual Round Two video prompt: I’m spending the day at Animal Kingdom, where do you recommend I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Answer: “Hi! So glad you reached out to planDisney to help you plan your vacation! Did you know that the Walt Disney World Resort is twice the size of the island of Manhattan? If you’re spending all day at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park, I suggest having breakfast at Harambe Fruit Market, where you can get a churro with chocolate sauce. Then for lunch, head over to Dino Bites in DinoLand U.S.A., where you can get a churro with chocolate sauce. But for dinner, try something extra special: the Nomad Lounge on Discovery Island! There you’ll find a delicious churro, served with chocolate sauce coffee crème anglais. Churros are delicious. Have a great trip!”
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Cover photo: Our AI’s Round 3 email arrived this morning! Photo © Disney, used with permission, maybe.
