Some people are getting ahead of themselves.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The hugely popular Hall of Presidents attraction at Disney’s Magic Kingdom was unexpectedly closed today to re-install the Donald Trump audioanimatronic figure. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) sent us the following statement:
“Some overzealous Cast Members, like many in Congress, failed to understand that just because the House of Representatives [Ed.: I’ve always found that name ironic] voted to impeach the President, it does not mean he is gone. The Hillary Clinton audioanimatronic will be removed and put back into storage immediately. We will also have a basic civics lesson in the front of Cinderella Castle promptly at 3PM on Friday.”
Shouldn’t they have had a Mike Pence animatronic instead? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover photo: Hillary Clinton (center, in a man’s business suit) leads the Hall of Presidents. Photo by Steve Wise [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.