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WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park, Conservation Center, and Animal Spa has always included environmental awareness in its mission. Guests not only experience animal-themed entertainment, but they also learn about the world, delicate ecosystems, and mankind’s responsibility to our planet and other species.
Well, they did until Rafiki’s Planet Watch was shut down. But hey, now we have blue aliens.
Even so, yesterday Disney made a bold statement about the dangers of climate change by setting fire to the Animal Kingdom’s iconic Christmas holiday tree.
A fiery passion for the planet
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) gave us the details.
“We want people to be aware that the climate is changing,” Disney (no relation) said. “Computer models show that we need to act immediately, or in ten years it will be too late to make a change. In fact, they’ve been showing that for 40 years, so we know they’re accurate!”
So, how does burning the Christmas tree help battle climate change, we asked?
“It’s… uh… because, you know, if the, uh, temperature goes up, um, by a degree or two,” Disney (no relation) stammered, “then, your trees will spontaneously burst into flame. Or something.
“Hey, they just pay me to read this crap, not to try to make it make sense.”
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Cover photo: Bob “Bob” Chapek was seen selling marshmallows for roasting for $5 each. Photo courtesy Disney Parks Blog.
