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Of all the color-coded maps of the United States, this is definitely the most recent! Image by Marty, used (inexplicably) without permission.

INSIDER EXCLUSIVE: What this map of United States reveals is shocking

All the other websites have maps. Why not us? UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- In what can only be described as "shocking" (it's right there in the headline, see?), a new map of the United States of America provides amazing insight into our current condition. Uncle Walt's Insider is the only place you will see this information, at least until Snopes tries to fact-check us again. "As you can see, there are many different colors on the map," said Marty Ralks, creator ... Read more
You know we wear it as a badge of honor when Snopes debunks us, right? Photo source: Snopes.com.

An Open Letter to the Snopes Editorial Staff

Is this necessary? We thought Snopes was satire. UNCLE WALTS INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- Dear Snopes Editorial Staff, We know you had to do it. We know that you had to remind the world that we're a satire web site (here and here). You've sworn an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. We understand. You're just doing your job. But, at the same time, we see how you described us. Reading between the lines, we sense the ... Read more

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for August 16

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: HOW DO I JOIN THE (STEP)MOMS PANEL? - Do you have what it takes to join the elite UWI (Step)Moms? Of course not, but we'll humor you. Tuesday EPCOT'S CANADA PAVILION'S BORDERS REMAIN CLOSED | Until it reopens, the only ones to witness the wonders of Canada will be Canadians. Wednesday DISNEY SELLS UNPOPULAR CHARACTERS TO RAISE FUNDS | Not all the Fantasia brooms went on ... Read more

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for August 9

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: DISNEY PARKS ARE TOO FAR AWAY. CAN I BUILD MY OWN? | Having built (or imagined) several new theme parks ourselves, the (Step)Moms can help! Tuesday SEVEN DWARFS QUARANTINED, ONLY ONE IS SYMPTOMATIC | Disney officials are not saying which of the dwarfs has been sneezing. Wednesday WINCHELL'S DONUT HOUSE, OTHERS ON CHOPPING BLOCK AT EPCOT | If you were looking forward to getting Timbits at ... Read more

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for August 2

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WHERE DO YOU COME DOWN ON THE MASK DEBATE? | The (Step)Moms are not doctors, but they watched Dr. Fauci try to throw a baseball. Tuesday EMPEROR PALPATINE DIES OF COVID-19 | So apparently he had a trace of the virus in his system after losing his battle with Rey. Them's the rules! Wednesday CAROLE BASKIN WILL SPONSOR NEW ANIMAL KINGDOM ATTRACTION | Everyone's favorite possibly-husband-killing ... Read more