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Have we been underestimating the lovable man-dog-thing all these years? BALTIMORE, MD — According to a study published in the New Old England Journal of Medicine, Goofy is not the bumbling fool that we’ve all thought he was. In fact, he’s actually a genius! The author of the study, a fellow at the Johns Hopkins…
In which we give Ub space to express an opinion publicly. This can’t be good. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, “Ewww.” Let’s face it. They’ve been trying to make eating Finding Nemo characters a thing ever since someone caught the…
Bob Iger passes on the secret handshake and the keys to Walt’s cryogenic vault to Bob Chapek. BURBANK, CA — With the naming of Bob “Robert” Chapek as the new CEO of the Disney Company, the tradition continues of having only people named “Bob” as the chief executive for the company. Rooted in a desire…
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Sources say the Earring helped design the Iowa Caucus app. CONCORD, NH — After a strong showing in last week’s Iowa caucuses, Joe Rohde’s Earring only finished second in yesterday’s New Hampshire primary. The dangly presidential candidate finished with 18% of the vote, trailing Democratic front-runner Cory Booker. The stumble came as news of a…
Wait, we gave Ub space to express an opinion? This can’t be good. [Ed.: Marty, I thought we went with the other version of the cover photo. You know, the one that didn’t blow up the first four letters of “Analysis”? Fix this before publishing.] UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD – The holidays are over and…