Pictured: screenshot of a live feed from the Magic Kingdom. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans everywhere, deprived of the ability to visit their favorite parks, are looking for any way to get their theme park fix. They turn to YouTube for virtual rides and LEGO bricks to build their own theme parks. But…
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They’re slow in getting to providers, though. Custom name embroidery takes time. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Like so many businesses during this crisis, The Mad Hatter hat store at the Disneyland Theme Park and Spa is using its special skills to respond to the medical emergency. They are the staging ground for approximately 600,000 mouse-ear…
Or until Disney lets the Mickey Mouse copyright lapse. Whichever comes first. BR’ER BANK, CA — In what is being hailed as a “triumphant return of Dear Leader” and a “glorious victory over the forces of oppression,” Bob “Robert” Iger has resumed his duties as CEO of the Disney Company. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun…
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The live action Lion King was a huge hit, so why not? BURBANK, CA — Walt Disney Studios has announced that they have entered into an agreement with Netflix to shoot a live action remake of the hit documentary Tiger King. Starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, the movie will follow the life, and eventual downfall, of…
What a bargain, right? SAN JOSE, CA — In an age of remote meetings, teleconferencing service Zoom has become indispensable to many people. So naturally Disney has bought it. In news that broke yesterday, the Walt Disney Company has acquired Zoom and is restructuring its pricing. Gone will be free unlimited 40-minute meetings. Instead, the…