![One of the many barricades in the Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. Photo by Michael Rivera [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/reedy-creek-autonomous-zone-barricade-768x403.jpg)
Lately its enforcers have even taken to wearing masks, so you know they’re up to no good. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Local officials today hinted that the days are numbered for Disney’s Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. The lawless area has been in place since the 1960’s, with its occupiers creating their own structures and…
It’s like an embassy, right? So the border rules apply. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In a press release filled with apologies, the Canadian government announced today that Epcot’s Canada Pavilion‘s borders will remain closed for the foreseeable future. Park guests who hold Canadian citizenship or who are permanent residents will be allowed entry into…
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“How can we pass up the opportunity to create a Boris Johnson audio-animatronic?” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans have been excited about the coming Mary Poppins ride at Epcot’s United Kingdom Pavilion. (It’s apparently still there, even after Brexit!) Well, apparently the plans for that ride have been scrapped. Instead, the Pavilion will…
![No longer soon-to-be-appearing at the American Adventure Pavilion & Donut Shop. Photo by Thomas Hawk [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/disney-epcot-winchells-donuts-768x403.jpg)
No Timbits at Le Cellier, we’re sad to report. EPCOT, FL — As Walt Disney World slowly re-opens, fans everywhere are starting to wonder about the status of the various plans previously announced for the Disney parks. As Disney looks closer at their updated financials, we are said to report that some favorite donut chains…
He’s been “sneezing like crazy.” BURBANK, CA — In a statement released today, the Disney Company announced that all seven dwarfs have been quarantined after possible exposure to COVID-19. Only one is showing any symptoms of the virus. Citing medical privacy laws, the company refused to provide the identity of the symptomatic character. However, they…