![Temporary signage for Club 8¼. Photo by HarshLight [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/club-8-1-4-768x403.jpg)
We were promised there wouldn’t be math in this job. ANAHEIM, CA — While the Disneyland Resort and Viral Spa has reopened to the public (and, surprisingly, not in Texas), it is only allowing up to 25% of its normal capacity through the gates. Therefore: Club 33 is now Club 8¼. Hopeful soon it can…
Our reporter is on the scene! But so far, no one else. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disneyland has reopened, but apparently no one cares. Your reporter has been on the scene in the Disneyland Plaza for a few hours, but apart from a handful of people meandering towards Downtown Disney, I’m it. I really expected happy,…
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Tattoos? Piercings? Guys wearing nail polish? Whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirrrrrr… ANAHEIM, CA — No more blackouts for the California power grid — the problem of an insufficient electrical supply has been solved, perhaps permanently! “Our Imagineers — smart people — they’ve theorized this was possible for quite a while,” said Disney (the company) spokesperson…
![A rare photo of the sentient Speedway cars, taken just before the ride closed. Photo by Theme Park Tourist [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons, modified.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tomorrowland-speedway-cars-became-sentient-e1618499720196-768x403.jpg)
Could you program in a different destination? GLENDALE, CA — Are the cars in Disneyland’s Autopia and the Magic Kingdom’s Tomorrowland Speedway being replaced with self-driving Teslas? That what some are saying, including our own headline. An anonymous Disney insider who recently left the company [Ed.: Hi, Joe!] has leaked a document detailing a new…
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No, this isn’t an April Fools article. Today is April 2nd. So this is just normal fake, not April Fools fake. ANAHEIM, CA — Make plans to join us this Saturday at Disneyland! We at Uncle Walt’s Insider are excited to once again meet up with both all of our readers tomorrow, April 3rd, in Disneyland…