Our reporter is on the scene! But so far, no one else.
DISNEYLAND, CA — Disneyland has reopened, but apparently no one cares.
Your reporter has been on the scene in the Disneyland Plaza for a few hours, but apart from a handful of people meandering towards Downtown Disney, I’m it. I really expected happy, smiling (well, maybe smiling; they’d have masks on) throngs of families lining up to be the first in to a newly-reopened Disneyland. But not only are there no throngs, there aren’t even any individuals.
I’ve seen a few random Cast Members through the gates, but absolutely no one is approaching the entrance. It’s like they knew that they wouldn’t get any guests today. My conclusion? Disneyland was shut down for too long, and now no one cares. The park is doomed.
I’ll stay here for a few more hours to see if anyone shows up, but it doesn’t look like they will. I’ll let you know.
[Ed.: Marty is such a rube. No one tell him that Disneyland isn’t supposed to reopen until tomorrow.]
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Cover photo: No one is at Disneyl… Hang on, we publish this at 6 am Pacific Time, well before the park opens. And why would there be sunlight? Photo via Twitter.
