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The next would have been Disney’s Rhode Island Adventure. BURBANK, CA — Newly-released documents from the Disney Archive show that the company once considered building a “Disney’s <State> Adventure” park in every state. When the California Adventure park opened in 2001, the Mouse anticipated that it would be a huge success, and a model to…
Finally there’s a button for guests who don’t qualify for one of the other buttons! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & DISNEYLAND, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas announced today that a new button is joining their lineup of free celebration buttons: the “I Have a Button” button. For years, guests at Disney parks…
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They’re hoping smokers will abandon Disney parks, where smoking will soon be banned. UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — Universal is always looking for ways to set themselves apart from Disney. Even so, the company’s response to Disney’s new smoking ban is surprising, as officials from NBCUniversal have announced a shocking new policy effective May 1st at…
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Disney insists the measure is only precautionary. ANAHEIM, CA — Showings of Disneyland’s beloved and environmentally friendly “Main Street Wind Turbine Parade” have been halted, at least temporarily, after statements by a public official suggested the floats’ wind turbines might cause cancer. “We’re sure they’re safe,” says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation)….
Disney Parks’ new stroller policy has guests desperate to recoup their investment. EbAY H.Q., WHEREVER THAT IS [Note: have the intern look this up.] [Ed.: For the thousandth time, Marty, we do not have an intern. And it’s your week to empty the trash.] — As of next month, large strollers are no longer allowed in…