![Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/protesters-topple-mickey-partners-statue-disneyland-768x403.jpg)
No word yet on whether it will reopen in Anaheim or in Texas. ANAHEIM, CA — The long awaited re-opening date of the Disneyland Land Resort has finally been announced! Josh D’Amaro, Chairman of Disney Parks, Experiences, Products, and Spas alongside some random dude named Gavin something, announced that Disneyland will re-open to guests on…
![This proves that SeaWorld is now in Texas. Photo by Tristanb [CC BY-SA-3.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/seaworld-san-diego-in-texas-768x403.jpg)
Shamu is in Texas! Who knew? SAN ANTONIO, TX — Uncle Walt’s Insider has some breaking news that you will ONLY find here! Sometime during the Covid-19 shutdown, SeaWorld San Diego packed up and moved the entire operation to San Antonio, TX! The park is the latest to flee California for more normal states, after…
The #2 fruit-themed park (behind San Francisco) is joining Dollywood in Tennessee. BUENA PARK, CA — After Disneyland announced their move to Texas on Monday, another popular Southern California theme park is abandoning the state for greener pastures. Knotts Berry Farm will soon leave California and join Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Knotts (the company)…
![Former and current Disney CEO Bob 'Michael' Eisner. (Or is it Michael 'Bob' Eisner? We're so confused.) Photo by Ed Schipul [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/bob-michael-eisner-768x403.jpg)
He’s baa-aaaack! BURBANK, CA — Just a couple of weeks since Disney released their latest earnings, Bob “Bob” Chapek is out as the CEO of the Walt Disney Company. Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that the board has named Michael “Bob” Eisner as his successor. Bob “Bob” Iger, the once and future chairman of the…
![Disney Takes Manhattan. Photo [CC0] courtesy MaxPixel & FreeSVG.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/disney-takes-manhattan2-768x403.jpg)
Hey, look what they were able to do with swampland in Florida! NEW YORK, NY — The Island of Manhattan used to be the crown jewel of New York City. The streets were filled with cars and people rushing from place to place. It was a huge hub of the world economy — and had some…