![The Millenium Falcon before the accident. Photo by CrispyCream27 [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/galaxys-edge-star-wars-millenium-falcon-768x432.jpg)
The Falcon is grounded for 3-4 weeks for extensive repairs. DISNEYLAND, CA — It took less than ten days. That’s how long the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge and Spa area has been open at Disneyland, with the Millenium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run ride as its centerpiece. But now that attraction — the only ride in Galaxy’s Edge…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
Pictured: a typical evening crowd in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. DISNEYLAND, CA — Disneyland Resort and Spa in Anaheim, CA, used to have a perfect record when it came to accidents involving Light Sabers. In fact, in the entire 64-year history of Disneyland Park, records show that not a single person reported an injury from…
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The shutdown earlier this year may not have been because of Tron. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When the Tomorrowland Speedway was closed at the beginning of this year, Disney gave construction of the new Tron roller coaster as the reason. And just like that coaster’s delays were not construction issues but a ransomware attack,…
![Possible still from the set of the live-action Toy Story remake. Photo by Pat Loika [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/toy-story-live-action-reboot-768x432.jpg)
Pixar’s first live-action feature will tell a “dark tale of betrayal and vengeance.” EMERYVILLE, CA — For over two decades, Pixar Studios has been the undisputed leader in computer-generated animated feature films. In fact, they literally invented the genre, beginning with 1995’s Toy Story. With the coming release of Toy Story 4, and with script issues…