Hopefully it won’t burn, burn, burn any of the performers. EPCOT, FL — As Disney continues work on the weather control barges at EPCOT, recent filings with the Reedy Creek Improvement District show that these barges have another purpose. It might be that they will also take part in a new nighttime show coming to…
Finally, proof of the long-rumored Disney weather technology. E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL — As Disney struggles with the dome over Walt Disney World, they have made the bold move to bring the machines they use to control the weather into full view of guests. The devices were originally thought to be part of a new nighttime…
It’s like an embassy, right? So the border rules apply. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In a press release filled with apologies, the Canadian government announced today that Epcot’s Canada Pavilion‘s borders will remain closed for the foreseeable future. Park guests who hold Canadian citizenship or who are permanent residents will be allowed entry into…
The President vowed to get right on this. EPCOT, FL — Walt Disney World guests, already reeling from so many changes, found a new disturbance at EPCOT’s World Showcase. The America Pavilion’s normal patriotic music, backed by the incredibly talented Voices of Liberty, has been replaced by the sounds of mariachi. Tensions were already running…
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Why don’t they ever sink ships to create natural reefs? PORT CANAVERAL, FL — The Disney Magic is the latest victim of the Covid-19 shutdown. Disney Cruise Line announced today that the Magic, the first cruise ship in the Disney fleet, will be sunk and turned into an artificial reef. With the high cost of maintaining the ship during…