For once, we’re not making this up! The ride is really open to guests! WALT DISNEY STUDIOS PARK, FR — In a shocking discovery, Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that the Ratatouille attraction is open today to all guests! Disney (the company) spokeschick Jun Disney (no relation) had this to share: “Yes boys, it’s true, it’s…
![Epcot's Cuba Pavilion, before the overcrowding. Much simpler to photoshop. Photo [CC0] via Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/epcot-cuba-pavilion-768x403.jpg)
If you’re there, you’ll have to try to exit through the Mexico Pavilion and then sneak across the border. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An advisory for anyone heading to EPCOT Center: guests are reporting massive overcrowding in the Cuba Pavilion, as apparently people trying to leave it are being turned back by the American…
![Epcot's Iran Pavilion, pictured before tomorrow's air strike. Photo by Alen Ištoković [CC BY 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/epcot-iran-pavilion-world-showcase-768x403.jpg)
This is the worst international incident at Epcot since the maps calling Canada “America’s Hat.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tensions are high in EPCOT Center’s World Showcase, as one pavilion is accusing another of sabotage and breaching its sovereign territory. The Epcot Iran Pavilion suffered a power outage for several hours yesterday afternoon. The…
Will other Pavilions do the same? We’re looking at you, France. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Goodbye, Morocco. Hello, Morrocette? Disney officials announced today that the Morocco Pavilion at the EPCOT Theme Park, Resort, Spa & Institute for Gender Studies has undergone gender reassignment surgery. The land in the World Showcase portion of the park…
It’s everything we want in a rat-themed attraction! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — There are a lot of changes happening at Epcot. From the conversion of Spaceship Earth to an apartment complex (have you signed your lease yet?!), and the relocation of the cemetery, to the spectacular Friendship Boat jump coming to the nighttime show,…